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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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A Musician

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Don't Forget To Flush!

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Here Kitty, Kitty

A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex.

That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex. The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex. Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful. So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner.

The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said, "Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's going around the house saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"