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It's not because you are color blind...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 November 2015; Hits: 2268

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

More Than One Use

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 22 November 2015; Hits: 2030

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

Snowman!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 November 2015; Hits: 3225

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

Short Strokes

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 November 2015; Hits: 3266

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

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What Is This, A Joke?

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.

The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!"

The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You guys don't have a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course!"

Outpatient Surgery

I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.

From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.

Say Hello to Your New Friend

An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."