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Category: Dick Jokes
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What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

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Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

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Stuck On A Desert Island

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

It's Going To Need Some Work

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife: "In the pool."

No Aid Available To Fix This

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.