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Going Downtown

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 December 2015; Hits: 2292

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

Bachelor Lifestyle

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 16 December 2015; Hits: 2215

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Whore Or A Bitch?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 December 2015; Hits: 2256

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Those Red Heads

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 December 2015; Hits: 2423

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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A Question For Dad

A son asks his father: "What's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'."

His father thinks for a moment then says: "Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million bucks."

So he does and mom says: "You bet I would!" The boy reports back to his father but still doesn't understand.

So the father says: "Now, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks."

Off he goes to ask his sister and her reply is: "Absolutely!"

Finally the boy goes back to his dad and says: "I think I get it pop. 'Potentially' we are sitting on two million dollars here... but in 'reality' we're living with a couple of whores."

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Let's Get It On

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.