What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?