Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
