What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.