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Does Your Job Suck?

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What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

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Stay wood boy

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Not The Man Of My Dreams

Mindi and Sylvia go to the zoo. A gorilla breaks out of his cage, grabs Sylvia, throws her down, rips off all her clothes, and fucks her. The zookeeper pulls the gorilla off, and takes poor Sylvia to the hospital.

A few days later, Mindi goes to visit her. She says, "So how you are feeling, Sylvia?"

Sylvia says, "So how should I feel? He doesn't call, he doesn't write..."

Mooooooo

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.