Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"

A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene