Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.