What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.