What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
