What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
