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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

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