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Time To Do Some Lawn Work

Created: 13 May 2016
Hits: 2905

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

Now You'll Love Math Class

Created: 12 May 2016
Hits: 3203

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!

Now That's A Mess

Created: 11 May 2016
Hits: 3138

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

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Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

The Widower's Dilemma

A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."

"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"

Where Not To Save Money

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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