A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

Dick Jokes

DJoke400X311

The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Time To Do Some Lawn Work

Hits: 2715

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

Now You'll Love Math Class

Hits: 3012

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!

Now That's A Mess

Hits: 2942

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

Page 74 of 180

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Ewwww

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Going Postal

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...