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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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