Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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