Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
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Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."