Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.