Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.