Doesn't Always Take Two

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.