Doesn't Always Take Two

: Created: 15 April 2016; Hits: 2587

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

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Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

UFO Spotted

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

More Than Just Manners

My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"

She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."

And that's when the fight started...