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I'd Like To Point This Out

Hits: 1994

My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...

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Divide and Conquer

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Big And Educated Too

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

On The High Seas

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"