Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.