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Hits: 1927

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

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Makes You Want To Take An Uber

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

This Time It's The Husband's Turn

My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."

She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"

And that's when the fight started...

It's About Time

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.