Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"The guy says, "Yes, I have."The cop says, "Please step out of the car."The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"