Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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In college I wanted to join the debating team.

But somebody talked me out of it.

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"

I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."

And that's when the fight started...

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