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High art... from a low place.

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Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

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My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

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