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Depends On What You Call It

Created: 14 November 2015
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Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Created: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3929

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Blonde Snowman

Created: 11 November 2015
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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?

Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.

The Time Is Now

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

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