Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."

Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"

Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Depends On What You Call It