Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

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