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Depends On What You Call It

Created: 14 November 2015
Hits: 2974

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Created: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3969

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Blonde Snowman

Created: 11 November 2015
Hits: 3542

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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