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Depends On What You Call It

Created: 14 November 2015
Hits: 2966

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Created: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3951

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Blonde Snowman

Created: 11 November 2015
Hits: 3530

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Word of mouth.

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My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

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