Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

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My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"

Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.

When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"

She replies, "The egg timer was broken."

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

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