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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

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Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

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Just For Decoration, That's It & That's All...

A daughter asks her mother, "How many different kinds of dicks are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases in his life. In his 20s, his dick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”