Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.
"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
