In the Spirit of the Season

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!