In the Spirit of the Season

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Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Don't Miss These Jokes!

May I Ask Who's Calling

A man calls the doctor and is frantic, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Good Riddance

Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed.

His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married for 40 years."

Easy To Figure Out

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.