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Size Does Matter

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 June 2015; Hits: 2872

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Liberals vs. Conservatives

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 June 2015; Hits: 2746

What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Flying Dogs

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 June 2015; Hits: 2684

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

A Little Something On The Side

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 June 2015; Hits: 2641

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

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Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

He Takes The Crown

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Rabbi And The Priest

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.