Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #836

No Need To Call A Repairman

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 June 2015; Hits: 2626

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 June 2015; Hits: 2432

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 June 2015; Hits: 2439

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 June 2015; Hits: 2334

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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