Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
- Hits: 2006
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
- Hits: 2021
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
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My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.