Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

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