Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Bingo!