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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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One of the Irish guys says, "We have no idea. It was burning when we got here."