Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
