Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
And that's when the fight started...
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
