Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
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What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
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A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"