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What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

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Sounds Like Spring Break

A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

Just One Question

I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.