Best Friends Forever

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."