Best Friends Forever

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)