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Deductive Reasoning

Created: 15 September 2016
Hits: 2715

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping. As they look up into the sky, Holmes asks, "Watson, tell me what you see."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars." Holmes then asks, "And what does that tell you?" Watson thinks for a minute then says, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes answers, "It tells me somebody stole our fucking tent."

Been A Long Time

Created: 14 September 2016
Hits: 2532

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Created: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2136

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.

The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."

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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

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