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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

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The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

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Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

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To Know Which Way The Wind Blows

Husband and wife are fast asleep when the phone rings at two o'clock in the morning. The husband picks up the phone and says: "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" Then he  slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks: "Who was that?" The husband replies: "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Depends on Your Persepctive

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Female Erection

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.