An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!