In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.