In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.