Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #944

That's Pretty Tight!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2015; Hits: 3387

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 March 2015; Hits: 2717

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2015; Hits: 2217

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 01 March 2015; Hits: 2137

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Another One Into A Bar

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...