Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.
Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.
