Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?

To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...