Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.