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The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

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Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

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