Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
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After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
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A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."