Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
