Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when I realized I made it home safely.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
