After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
