Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

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Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

Can We Get A Dog?