A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

Dick Jokes

DJoke400X311

The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Can We Get A Dog?

Hits: 3836

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

A Good Choir Boy

Hits: 3577

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

The Similarities are Striking

Hits: 3067

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

Page 111 of 180

Don't Miss These Jokes!

And I Don't Even Know It

You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.

Sharing is Caring

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...

 

What Are Friends For

A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang

After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."