Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

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My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.

I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."

And that's when the fight started...

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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