Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.

Biology or Cooking Class