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Biology or Cooking Class

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Change is Necessary

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How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

Hold On There

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What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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Walk Down The Aisle

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

First Door On The Left

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

It's About Time

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.