Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."