Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.