And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

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My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"

I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"

I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."

And that's when the fight started...

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I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...

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