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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Just Drop It In

Created: 19 August 2015
Hits: 2582

My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"

And that's when the fight started...

In-Laws Can Be The Worst

Created: 15 August 2015
Hits: 2979

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Looks Good To Me!

Created: 29 July 2015
Hits: 2854

My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.

When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.

And that's when the fight started...

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The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

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