Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

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My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

See What I Mean?